What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?

Octopussy

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

How are you spending your best time?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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